This story was written with the intent to be deliberately over the top and... well bad. No really it's horrible. I wrote it as a joke for a friend to skeeve him out.

If you want to share this I would prefer you to link it back to here rather than re-post it.

Characters from My Little Pony belong to Hasbro and were created by Lauren Faust and I'm a horrible person for using them in this manner.

ENJOY!